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It’s “wrist-mist” to the rescue!

Apparently, this is designed to shoot alcohol into your hand “whenever and wherever you feel like it.”

Hmm. I don’t suppose a clever person could figure out what else to fill it with that would be easily slipped into someone’s drink or food. Or spray your own hand and then shake your enemy’s. Or touch his face.

Say, didn’t this happen already to a member of a certain pariah country’s ruling family?

And, uh, Spidey doesn’t just spray his hands. That’s not really how it works. Just saying.

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(Plus, someone already made a web-shooter…)