M Thomas Apple Author Page

Science fiction, actual science, history, and personal ranting about life, the universe, and everything

Multilingual ≠ perfectly fluent, and that’s OK!

June 24, 2026
MThomas

Which languages do you speak and how did that impact your life?

I studied French from junior high through first year undergraduate.

I can’t speak it. I tried, but my teacher (MA from Tunisia) had to use a book based on Parisien French, even though my hometown is a stone’s throw from Québéc (not Paris!).

After failing to learn how to speak French, I switched to German in second year college. Borrowed money to go to Germany for a month that summer and met long-lost relatives.

Kinda could speak German. Forgot how to do so after leaving college. Nobody to talk to (and no reason to use it).

In my MFA program, I got bored by the “creative writing workshops” (wherein my classmates enjoyed sniping each other’s works). So I took up Irish Gaelic. Borrowed money (again) to visit An Gaeltacht (Conamara) near Galway, Ireland.

Marginal fluency. For a year. Forgotten just as quickly.

Two years later, I moved to Japan. Studied Chinese characters and Japanese grammar on my own primarily, with help occasionally from a Japanese colleague where I taught and a Japanese friend I made who ran a private English cram school.

After over 26 years, by far my strongest “second” (fifth) language.

So. How has language learning affected my life?

How has it not?

I am a language teacher. I am also a failed language learner. This has made me acutely aware of how hard it is for my Japanese students of English to use English, when on a daily basis they really have no need to do so. I respect them to no end.

Learning another language is hard. It’s especially hard when there’s no real reason to do so, when there’s no one to talk to in that language.

When it’s not really a part of who you are, as a person.

I had thought that, given my ancestry, French, German, and Irish would be good to learn. Turned out that wasn’t enough. I needed a real reason.

Someone to talk to.

I am now married to the love of my life, a Japanese woman who, like me, loves learning and teaching language. We have two wonderful daughters who likewise enjoy learning language.

Because we have a reason to learn them. People.

It’s all about people. Language is people. Not translation software, not AI. People.

Talk to me!

Sir Pat, Claude, and the Bard

May 22, 2026
MThomas

“Weary with toil, I haste me to my bed,
The dear repose for limbs with travel tired;
But then begins a journey in my head,
To work my mind, when body’s work’s expired…”

I dearly wish I had though of this. Then again, I don’t know Patrick Stewart…

https://www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-news/patrick-stewart-ai-schooled-shakespeare-rcna344945

How to clean your glasses (yawn)

August 7, 2025
MThomas

Daily writing prompt
Scour the news for an entirely uninteresting story. Consider how it connects to your life. Write about that.

Seriously, this is an “NBC Select” article: https://www.nbcnews.com/select/shopping/how-to-clean-your-glasses-rcna175677

I wear glasses. I have worn glasses since I was in elementary school 2nd grade — the “aviator” style made of cheap plastic that I frequently broke during recess kickball games and then had to tape together so I could wear them.

I have never figured out how to keep my glasses clean in the subsequent four+ decades of my life.

But I seriously doubt this is “newsworthy.” Cringeworthy, maybe.

Who wants to train AI for free, hands up! 🙌

July 10, 2024
MThomas

Post a comment on Reddit, answer coding questions on Stack Overflow, edit a Wikipedia entry or share a baby photo on your public Facebook or Instagram feed and you are also helping to trainthe next generation of artificial intelligence.

https://apnews.com/article/genai-training-data-stack-overflow-reddit-9d71b75ec16c78c0d2c51cc46121c1a4

Well, if they’re scrubbing my public FB page for data,

Twas brillig, and the slithy toves 

      Did gyre and gimble in the wabe: 

All mimsy were the borogoves, 

      And the mome raths outgrabe.

I’ll take up my vorpal sword and

One, two! One, two! And through and through 

      The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!

O frabjous day!

PS I hope this helps hapless mindless office workers compose emails.

BLOCK

June 16, 2024
MThomas

This is how I’ve been feeling the past couple of weeks…

Just too hot. And too busy. And tired.

And my favorite baseball teams keep losing.

At least for Father’s Day my wife got me nice food and drink. Maybe that’ll help get my mojo back…

(The image is of my youngest daughter’s art bag from last year. She has also complained of not being able to write much lately…)

At SuShi High Tech Tokyo: A “flying” what?

May 27, 2024
MThomas

From Kyodo, who captioned the image “flying vehicle” but headlined the article with “flying car”

“I look forward to flying cars becoming a normal means of transportation.” (Gov. Koike)

https://english.kyodonews.net/news/2024/05/5d7888e5eb47-flying-car-makes-tokyo-debut-at-international-tech-event.html#google_vignette

“Normal means” for whom, exactly? I can’t imagine the average worker in Tokyo will be able to afford this thing. Even if they had a physical space to store in.

And, you know, I think I’ve seen a “flying vehicle” like this somewhere already… 🚁

(FWIW it was part of a conference on technology and sustainability, cheekily called “SuShi High Tech”: https://sushitech-startup.metro.tokyo.lg.jp/en/)

As George Carlin said…

May 15, 2024
MThomas

Are you a leader or a follower?

“Lead, follow, or get out of the way!”

I obstruct.

Yet another Gen Z vague question?

May 8, 2024
MThomas

What was the last live performance you saw?

Last live performance of what?

I saw a baseball game last September. That was live. Does that count?

Oh. Do you mean “live” in the Japanese sense, i.e., a live performance by a musical artist?

As in a live concert?

At a club?

Or just that the musicians were alive and actually wrote their own music and played their own instruments rather than danced around and lip-synced?

Yes. I am a snarky Gen-Xer. Wave the flannel.

(FWIW I think the last live musical performance I’ve seen was in a Japanese club in Osaka around 2000 or 2001, and before that in mid-1999 in a club somewhere in Boston. It’s hard to get out when you have a family and need to actually go to work in the morning.)

Today’s quote

March 27, 2024
MThomas

You don’t write for success. That takes part of your attention away from the writing. If you’re really doing it, that’s all you’re doing: writing.

Frank Herbert, “When I Was Writing Dune”

Another…uh, milestone, I guess?

March 2, 2024
MThomas

I’m not sure why 1,337 is a magical number, but if my readers are happy, then I’m happy.

Thank you, all! I hope to continue to like your posts as well, and hope I can continue to write more ✍️ 💻 📱

Blog at WordPress.com.
The Silmaril Chick

Writing Fanfiction in the worlds of Tolkien and Beyond!

Our Awesome Universe

Learning more about our place in the universe...

TechWordly

Best Tech Gadgets Advise

Universe discoveries

Writing blogs is miracle I am a writer blogger and my site mission is to give information on maximum information to audiences

Robby Robin's Journey

Reflections of an inquiring retiree ...

Stylish Home Solutions

Simple ideas to make every room feel stylish and welcoming

Fox Reviews Rock

Rock & Metal Reviews That Hit Hard

My little corner of the world

Short stories | Reflections | Poetry

DimmaJo Blog

Read. Reflect. Grow